Quotes For The Day
Some comments and thoughts of the day that amuse or bring a smile to your face. Some are straight to the point and others, well you may still be thinking about them hours later.
1. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb..... and I also know that I'm not blonde. Dolly Parton
2. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with dumb guys. Erica Jong
3. I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. Rita Rudner
4. I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. Wendy Liebman
5. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you gave birth. Erma Bombeck